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: Online relationships are just pretend :

Fri Feb 27, 2009, 10:37 PM
  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: Internet Relationships by Mc Lars
  • Reading: May Bird and the Ever After by Jodi Lynn Anderson
  • Watching: Ugly Betty
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing
"MARCUSP: We’ve been dating for a while but let’s cut to the chase
I don’t know what you look like, and I want to see your face
Laurie69: But what does it matter? You know who I am inside
MARCUSP: What if you’re not a woman and this whole time you lied?
Laurie69: You got me there, I’m not really a female
I’m a guy who pretends to be a girl through email
MARCUS: So this is why it’s bad to meet women online
Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time!"- Mc Lars-Internet Relationships


OMG who in the right mind can ignor that song?! XD its amazing and so ture! Here's all the lyrics. You should really read them because they are so true. I think people who have internet girlfriends/boyfriends are retarded. I mean you dont know who your talking to, and even if you think you know them you dont! The internet is a dangerous thing, sometimes I wish it was never created....

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Rules

1. You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
2. Tag five people.
3. Leave a message on their page telling them they're tagged.

Are you…

1. Perfect?
No

2. Tall?
average, though I wish I was taller since most women in my family ( on my mums side) or really tall… like 6’0” or 5’9”. I’m only 5’7”…

3. In your pajamas?
Yes

4. Left-handed?
yes

Last person…
~better-than-i-was

1. Person you talked to on the phone:
~better-than-i-was

2. Person who texted you:
~FeLiNe-SuPeR-Star

3. Was today better than yesterday?
hmmmmm no

What's your favorite…

1. Number?
4

2. Color?
Blue

3. Fruit?
Kiwi

4. Place?
Borders


Q&A:

What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
Take care of the horses

Is anything bothering you?
Not really…

What's the last movie you saw?
Madagascar 2 ( 10th time I watched it baby! )

Where did you go last?
The Town Diner

Do you smile a lot?
XD yus

Do you wish upon a star?
Sometimes

Are you a friendly person?
Yeah

Where did you sleep last night?
In my room, on my bed, under the covers, with my stuffed monkey :3

When was the last time you cried?
When I found out some horrible news about my friend last week. <3 love you hun! *huggz*

What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
I wonder what it’s like to be a snake….

On a scale of 1-10, how is your life right now?
7

What do you hear right now?
Snow Plows

Does anything hurt right now?
My Tail Bone

What is your favorite month of the year?
hmm…. I guess May since that’s when shool gets out and that’s when summer is at its prime…

What did you do last night?
Read Manga’s and finally figure out that I despise yaoi mangas because they are too concentrated on sex… >.< AND THEY GO TO FAST I MEAN ONE MINUTE THEY MEET EACHOTHER AND THE NEXT THEY ARE HUMPEN IT IN THE BATHROOMS…its gross. I think I may hate yaio….



Are you missing anyone right now?
Yes, my friends

Are you happy?
Depends what you mean by happy

Are you sad?
Somewhat

Are you bored?
Most Definentally

Are you nervous?
No

Are you tired?
A little

About You…

What is your real name?
Kelsey

Nicknames?
Meme, Kelskels, Kels, Kelzy

What's the color of your eyes?
eh…gray blue

Zodiac sign?
aries

Are you male or female?
Female

What is your favorite moment?
When I get on the honor role

Are you a slut?
Nope

Are you smart?
not really XD

What's the color of your hair?
Dirty Blond though at the moment I have it mixed with a deep red ( its lighted over the months and some white blond streaks ( they have darkend).

Is your hair long or short?
medium

Sweats or jeans?
Jeans
Phone or camera?
Camera ( a really nice one)

Do you drink or smoke?
neither

Do you have any tattoos?
nope

Best friends:
~better-than-i-was
~FeLiNe-SuPeR-Star
~Awaken-666
~Kippie-ki
~Rae-Bloody-Grace

Crush:
Someone… ^^

Pet:
To many to list.

Holiday:
Easter

Currently:
Reading my manga’s and drawing my characters.

Eating:
Nothing

Drinking:
nothing

I'm about to
Check my DA messages

Listening to:
Internet Relationships by MC-Lars

Plans for today:
Nothing its already nighttime

Your preferences for the opposite sex…


Short or tall?
Taller

Romantic or spontaneous?
Romantically Spontaneous

Sensitive or loud?
A little of both

Hook-up or a relationship?
Relationship I’m not one for one night stands or anything like that…

Have you ever...

Drank bubbles?
ewww no

Lost glasses or contacts?
XD I lose my glasses all the time! Even when they are on my head! XD

Ran away from home?
I ran down the block…then came back. XD basically for no reason.

Broken someone's heart?
I don’t think so…

Been arrested?
no
Do you believe in….

Miracles?
yes

Heaven?
yes

Santa Claus?
I wish

Love?
yes

God?
yes

Answer the following questions truthfully...

Do you like someone?
yes

Did you answer all the questions honestly?
yes


I tag: ~better-than-i-was ~FeLiNe-SuPeR-Star ~Kippie-ki ~Awaken-666 ~Rae-Bloody-Grace


Tata loves!


<3 Cluless



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This is so overdue but ~shadowgriffen wrote me a wonderful poem that I think you all should read! <3

The Poem: Carnal Passion

This is also way over due but ~mind-twisting made me this beautiful eye that you should all see! <3

The Eye: They Eye of Red

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I just read a Journal calling out for help, and to get the word out!

A deviantART member by the name of *Band-junk has a fifteen-year-old cousin that has gone missing, and if you read the news article, you will find out when.

[link]

They say she was missing since Friday; however, according to Band-junk she was gone before then, and was reported as a "missing child" on Friday.

Still....

Please! Write a Journal to put it out to the word! She may not be in your town, but missing people turn up all over the place, sometimes very far from home.

PLEASE, help find her! And keep the family on your thoughts or prayers, in hopes she is found safe!

i saw this in ~SasukiMimochi's journal


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THIS IS IMPORTANT NEW, PLEASE READ, thankyou!
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"If someone by the name of Alfred Hundana (dragon_heart) wants to add you to their list, don't accept it. It's a virus. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them you will get it, too. It is a hard drive killer and a very horrible virus. Please pass this on to everyone on your list. We need to find out who is using this account. Sorry for the inconvenience. Right click on your group name of your buddy list and click Send Message to all plz"
Block him it will save you time also this is mostly a threat to those who have MSN,Yahoo,IM,ect. I think you should clear those!


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Art Stuff:

:bulletblue: :iconbetter-than-i-was: Roxim and Underoath Yaoi,Friend Chibi's, Gaia art now UndyxAuzy picture :3.
:bulletblue: :iconkippie-ki: Christmas art (still have to ask your what you want hun! XD)
:bulletblue: :iconabbysaurus: 3 eye manips (they are comeing along great...but very slowly.)
:bulletblue: :iconrae-bloody-grace: Isabella, isabella/isaak comic.
:bulletblue: :iconmind-twisting: eye manips (one eye, many colors! XD)
:bulletblue: :iconawaken-666: Christmas art (started)
:bulletblue: :iconshadowgriffen: eye :3
:bulletblue: :iconmind-twisting: eye ( it will get done some time soon love ^^;
:bulletblue: :iconredseiryu: His character Cielia.

:bulletblue: Horses running out of a storm cloud for parents friend motercycle. >.<

:bulletblue: Gaia art for Nieroda and myself ( to show ppl what I can do).

Did I forget anyone? I hope not. XD I have to much art to start and finish.

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Ma Peeps and people you should soo check out!:
:iconbetter-than-i-was:<- She's my soul sister, the funniest person you will ever know and a talanted artist! ^^
:iconawaken-666: <- shes way awsome and her art R-O-C-K-S
:iconkippie-ki:<- shes a bowl full of jelly and has awsome art!
:iconrae-bloody-grace:<- has some serious talant ya'll! And she is an amazing writer!!!!!
:iconabbysaurus: <- she has amazing art! BELIEVE IT! XD
:iconpinkgal1515: <- she has amazing stocks, shes beautiful and AMAZING! ^^
:iconkandechan: <- she does wonderful icons! I mean look at mine its perfect. SO GO CHECK OUT HER PAGE OR I SHALL SEND HATE MAIL! >:3 with bunnies!
:iconshadowgriffen: <- he has the most beautiful peoms you will ever read <3
:iconsasukimimochi: <- she has awsome anime photo's and she never leaves a comment uncommented. XD
:iconfeline-super-star: <- I've known her since forever shes like my little sister. love ya hun! *huggz*
:iconmind-twisting: <- She's fun to talk to you and has awsom drawings and photographs! ^^ you should so check out her gallery

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Clubs:

:iconcolorfulartclub:
:iconeye-see-all:
:iconoc-yaoi-club:
:iconmattlurve:
I give :iconeye-see-all: and :iconcolorfulartclub: permision to display my manips and other art work on their page.


Icon
Made by :iconkandechan:


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If you want to view my older works, Im to lazy to transfer them :3, go to :iconsuicidalchunkymonkey:

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:iconbetter-than-i-was:
*air humps*

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"Love is like a flower, even the most beautiful kind dies" - Till Lindemann
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I own Riffael Raffet of Godchild at ~bishie-stalker-club :3 <3
:iconcluelesschunkymonkey:
*runs to overly used corner
:iconmind-twisting:
internet relationships are soo weird!!

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I very well understand the difference between reality and non-reality; I just do not wish to acknowledge it.
:iconcluelesschunkymonkey:
I know right >.< I used to have a internet relationship...it didnt work out, thankfully.
:iconmind-twisting:
mah friend used to have one too. i yelled at her. then i found it was no use, so i just laughed at her whenever she mentioned it. =]

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I very well understand the difference between reality and non-reality; I just do not wish to acknowledge it.
:iconrae-bloody-grace:
yeah... not happening. <tag ignored>

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"Igne natura renovatur integra" - by flames shall the earth be reborn...
I am a Cookie-ist because cookies PWN!!!
+I be stalking my Isaak von Kampfer. Stalk a bishie here! ~bishie-stalker-club
:iconawaken-666:
XD Bowl full of jelly. I love it.
:iconcluelesschunkymonkey:
A few of my friends have internet relationships. I, being the goody-goody two shoe I am, always try to talk them out of it because I always think of the consequences but they always ignore me. So the only thingg I can do is remind them to be careful about what they talk about and not to give out any information. The usual.


It's kind of funny because usually I'm right. XD

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Commission Rules/Prices

Rules and what I will not draw
[1] I would like to have the subscription before I start your picture but if you can’t get it to me right away tell me and we can work something out.
[2] I will not draw nudity and sexual content. Takes me out of my comfort zone.
[3]I am not excited to draw yaoi/yuri not my favorite thing to draw but if I need to then I will. Nothing too over the top though.
[4] I can only do 2 commissions on a time. But if the time comes I will make have a holding list. Meaning people that want to commission artwork, but sasddly at the time I am too busy, will achnologed and put on a "wating list" a.k.a. holding list. The people on the holding list dont have to "pay" till I say I can start on their artwork and can back out at any time while on the holding list if they change their mind.


Commission Prices
:bulletyellow: Head Shot-sketch-not digitalized- not colored-1 month sub.
:bulletyellow: Head Shot-drawing-not digitalized-colored-2 month sub.
:bulletyellow: Head Shot-lineart-digitalized-colored-3 month sub.

For all Head Shots- With background- +1 month sub.
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:bulletorange: Bust Up- sketch-not digitalized-not colored-2 month sub.
:bulletorange: Bust Up-drawing-not digitalized-colored-3 month sub.
:bulletorange: Bust Up-lineart-digitalized-colored-4 month sub.

For All Bust Up-With background- +1 month sub.

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:bulletred: Torso Up-sketch-not digitalized-not colored-3 month sub.
:bulletred: Torso Up-drawing-not digitalized-not colored-4 month sub.
:bulletred: Torso Up-lineart-digitalized-colored-5 month sub.

For All Torso Up-With background- +1 month sub.

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:bulletgreen: Full Body- sketch-not digitalized-not colored-with out background-4 month sub.
:bulletgreen: Full Body- sketch-not digitalized-not colored-with background- 5 month sub.
:bulletgreen: Full Body-drawing-not digitalized-not colored-without background-5 month sub
:bulletgreen: Full Body-drawing-not digitalized- colored-with background-6 month sub.
:bulletgreen: Full Body- lineart-digitalized-colored-without background-7 month sub.
:bulletgreen: Full Body-lineart-digitalized-colored-with background-8 month sub.
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:bulletblue: Any Full Body with 2 characters- + 1 month sub.
:bulletblue: Any Full Body with 3 characters- + 2 months sub.
:bulletblue: Any Full Body with 4 characters- + 3 months sub.
:bulletblue: Any Full Body with 5 characters and up- + 4 months sub.
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How to get a hold of me
You can get a hold of me either through DA notes (which is preferred) or x.the.queens.soprano.x@gmail.com (the not so proffered way since I am not always able to get on my email accounts)
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Contests

Contest’s I’m in
-Winter Couples Contest –entry still pending- Deadline: January 17th Click here
-Wacom-Bring your vision to life Contest- entry still pending- Deadline: December 8th Click here

-Run away from reality Contest-entry still pending- Deadline: December 5th Click here
-Guardian Contest- entry still pending- Deadline: April 15th Click here

-OC challenge 1: Winter Romance Contest-entry still pending- Deadline: February 14th Click here
-:devoracat88:’s Wolf Lineart Coloring Contest:- My entry -Deadline: November 30th Click here
-Nocturnal Requiems contest-entry still pending-Deadline: February 15th Click here

Contests I’m donating art too
-OC challenge 1: Winter Romance Click here
- Stars and Moon Challenge starsClick here

Groups I am apart of

Groups I own-
:iconreverie-adoptables:
Groups I help out with-
:iconrradoptables:
:iconfoxly-adopti-agency:

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